*something meaningful*


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Hi! I'm Izzy and im 22! demi-pan.

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They/Them or He/Him

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sexhaver

someone on r/legaladvice was sick of their coworker stealing their food out of the fridge so they started labeling it “POISON - DO NOT EAT” in sharpie on both the bag and the food’s wrapper every day and the person still kept stealing it so after a week they added a bunch of laxatives to their food and the thief had to go to the hospital and could possibly sue OP. the general consensus was that OP was technically objectively in the wrong from a legal standpoint but there is 0% chance of them being convicted in criminal court because that would require finding 12 jurors who would rule in favor of someone stealing food labeled “POISON - DO NOT EAT” and then getting poisoned

msaprildaniels

“Not guilty by reason of fuck that guy.”



mabthefairyqueen Source: sexhaver


bilacs Source: catchymemes
deaexlibris

*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*

unsav4ble

what

notunprepared

what.

sexual-phan

What

chihirothecheerio

what

bubblecake

what

pyjamalion

what

jakes-fine-ass

what

erwwehdan

what

apricockjam

Hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping



taldoren Source: deaexlibris
kleeklutch

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tchaikovskaya

“he said ‘you’ll never find another man like me’ and i told him thats the whole point of me leaving him” damn okay !!!!!!!!

peridot-the-kitten

Oh my goodness…. I love this so much

dexitorse

PRAISEEEE



thegraceofebonee Source: kleeklutch
dankmemeuniversity

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petalsofivory Source: dankmemeuniversity
dimitriialexandre

You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

dimitriialexandre

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nessamiibo

no..... my dinks....

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withnofuckstogive Source: dimitriialexandre
unaloid

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this is my fav joke



coffeebuddha Source: unaloid
mega-taiga

*ungenerates your chunks*



lavalarnps Source: mega-taiga
hoofpeet

why are all pride flags just stripes make that shit like Wales

hoofpeet

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slap a fuckin dragon on there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

serialreblogger

OP’s right, my eyes have been opened, and I have risen to the challenge:

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bethstar666

Oh HELL yes

moosemoose

@angiethewitch i have something that may interest you



petalsofivory Source: hoofpeet
marsnooze

i love seeing professors getting super excited before talking about the only infix in English it’s so funny

shotgunheart

#an infix is an affix that happens in the middle of the word#an affix is a prefix or suffix#our only infix is “fucking” lmao#like fan-fucking-tastic#or abso-fucking-lutely#it’s just so funny the profs always get a huge smile#and gets all cheeky

THIS IS SO COOL.
Like I knew that it was a thing, I just didn’t realize it was such a UNIQUE THING.

dimetrodone

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Wikipedia hiding the truth

lalondeproblems

LET WIKIPEDIA SAY FUCKING



kaythejay

cargopantsman:

silverjirachi:

thegrimmlovely:

zeldary:

leolikesactivism:

an-actual-lion:

kokichi-o:

glitchware:

glitchware:

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

for context:

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“Beep Beep Bitch, You’re Gay!”

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Updated the lesbian flag and added nonbinary, pan, ace, and aro for all your tacky LBGTQ+ barcode needs.

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Hope yall  like my abomination

That last one is fucking moving istg

at last. the gaydar

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approach Source: memorydatas

mothric:

pickledpoologs:

systlin:

rosslynpaladin:

thestoryofaslut:

This.

AND I CAN”T WAIT TO DO IT!!!

My arms are READY and WAITING for that sweet sweet vaccine shot!

you see. 

im dubious about this.

a vaccine HAS THE VIRUS IN IT.

with my luck, i will contract the virus after getting the shot. 

and with my health the way it is, im much more vulnerable to that.

please, I beg of you, do a minute’s worth of research on the covid vaccine. it will not have the virus in it. it will contain antibodies that fight the virus. which is exactly why people need to wait and get a booster shot and wait some more, to give those antibodies time to build up in the body.

also, vaccines that *do* contain a tiny amount of a virus in them contain a *weakened* virus, in such a *miniscule* amount that it triggers the body to create antibodies, without making the person sick with that virus (unless that person has an autoimmune disease that would compromise the process, or is an infant whose body can’t do that yet, or a very old person whose body can’t do it anymore. the reason it’s so important for as many people as possible to get vaccinated is to protect exactly those people who *can’t* get vaccinated).

that is how vaccines work. that is why you don’t have measles, mumps, or rubella. this is why polio stopped being a thing. please. do your research. this is very easily accessible information.


bilacs Source: theunflappablewolf
guooey

my LGBTQA+ friend group call that mixed fruit

fawn-lesbian

And my mentally ill friend group call that mixed nuts

guooey

being LGBTQA+ and a mentally ill friend group call that trail mix 



friendlymattress Source: guooey
schizocassandraoftroy

No doctor will ever get my respect like the woman in the ER who checked me for claws and fangs because I told her I was turning into a werewolf and could feel it and let me know gently that she couldn't find any but that didnt make it feel any less real, like THATS how you do it, other doctors who just flat out told me I was wrong take notes

schizoalienboy

This is how you treat us!

anais-ninja-bitch

i am reblogging this as someone who does not have delusions and often makes shitposts about werewolves, and i just want all my followers to know this is not a joke!

i am so glad you had this positive experience, and i hope this sort of kindness catches on with doctors and the general public.

rosslynpaladin

Look when someone is in a confused or compromised state, no matter why,

and they are your medical charge,

it is vital to continue to treat them with dignity. Like that. Reassure them with visible practicalities that you acknowledge their fears, will not belittle them, and can show them facts to help them cope.

THAT is the proper compassion of a Healer.

yellow-lemon-lime

Can I just add that, if you like me have delusions where everything bad that happens is your fault, the doctor shouldn't be like "Yeah, you're probably right" but try to reason with you in a respective way. OP's doctor did it right, but some of the notes make it look like people think delusions must be agreed to always, when doing so can be detrimental to the person's wellbeing

schizophrenicfordpines

This is my favorite addition to this post because it’s true. When dealing with delusions you need to avoid the extremes - DO NOT tell the person flat out “you’re wrong”, “thats not real” or worst of all “you’re crazy.”

BUT DON’T ENCOURAGE THE DELUSION EITHER!

Let’s take my werewolf delusion, for example. Doctors who have flat out told me “that isn’t real” haven’t helped because for me it is real and no amount of you saying it isn’t will change my perception. It makes us feel alienated.

But someone saying “You ARE transforming into a werewolf but i have a poition thatll stop it! :D” is just as dangerous because you’re furthering a delusion which could get someone hurt. its also manipulative. we’re psychotic, not children.

So what DO you do? Acknowledge that the situation is frightening. If possible, give them the objective facts (ie, i don’t see any monsters; your mom hasn’t said anything to make it seem like she’s going to kill you) while also acknowledging that for them, it is real. Most of all, ask what you can do to keep them comfortable and safe.

Sorry for the long addition but when I made this post it didn’t occur to me apsychotic people would look at it for advice on how to handle an actively delusional person. I’m glad it’s resonating with people, though



friendlymattress Source: schizocassandraoftroy

shadow-instinct:

silverlight013:

irondad-not-ironsad:

aurora-nerin:

tea-rabbits:

ultimate-science-nerd:

positivelyqueerace:

dreamsrainandwitchythings:

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asexualchristian:

mentalmentalhealth:

girlwhorpsalot:

I needed this.

Thank you to all the people who posted this so I ended up seeing it. I really needed this right now. Thank you!

Yeah… Not gonna lie… I cried…

We need more people like this

Goddamn it stop making me feel human

The therapist I wanna be.

Text in the image:

“I’m a therapist and keep this poster in my waiting room, apparently it’s saved a few lives.”

I don’t like the phrase “a cry for help.” I just don’t like how it sounds. When somebody says to me, “I’m thinking about suicide. I have a plan: I just need a reason not to do it,” the last thing I see is helplessness.

I think your depression has been beating you up for years. It’s called you ugly, and stupid, and pathetic, and a failure, for so long that you’ve forgotten that it’s wrong. You don’t see any good in yourself, and you don’t have any hope.

But still here you are: you’ve come over to me, banged on my door and said, “HEY! Staying alive is REALLY HARD right now! Just give me something to fight with! I don’t care if it’s a stick! Give me a stick and I can stay alive!”

How is that helpless? I think that’s incredible. You’re like a marine: trapped for years behind enemy lines. Your gun has been taken away, you’re out of ammo, you’re malnourished, and you’ve probably caught some kind of jungle virus that’s making you hallucinate giant spiders.

And you’re still just going, “GIVE ME A STICK. I’M NOT DYING OUT HERE.”
“A cry for help” makes it sound like I’m supposed to take pity on you, but you don’t need my pity. This isn’t pathetic. This is the will to survive. This is how humans lived long enough to become the dominant species.

With NO hope, running on NOTHING, you’re ready to cut through a hundred miles of hostile jungle with nothing but a stick, if that’s what it takes to get to safety.

All I’m doing is handing out sticks.

You’re the one saying alive.

I legit cried at this. I’ve needed to hear it put this way. Bless this post.

Every time I see this post I stop to read the whole image. It always helps — even on the good days.

Because it wasn’t weakness. It wasn’t shameful to seek help. It wasn’t pathetic to “cry for help”. I was looking for a stick, be that from myself or from someone else. I was trying to find a way out. I was trying to heal myself.

this is fuckin incredible. 

I’m sorry if I repost to many of these, but if it could be someone’s “stick” then it’s worth it

For those of you who need it today

I’m going to screenshot it and look at it every day


the-merry-maiden Source: determined-mind